humor quotes

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations an...

Humor has always been important to me. If there is a shield ...

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pant...

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles...

Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility t...

The first thing I look for is the humor, because you can tel...

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is n...

I liked the humor of it, I've always enjoyed a sense of humo...

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he...

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquillity. ...

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committe...

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor its...

Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point wi...

I don't like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A j...

Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can ...

I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think t...

I've applied to the humor commission for a license to have h...

After God created the world, He made man and woman.  ...

But if you don't watch me, I will try and sneak in some humo...

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. ...

Warning:  Humor may be hazardous to your illness....

In looking for humor, keep in mind this guideline: Sometimes...

I like to deal with EVERY aspect of our condition, and that ...

I'm not really big on slapstick humor. I like gentle humor....

Humor is... despair refusing to take itself seriously....

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, movi...

I can only say that my roots are in humor, and even in the h...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: ...

Humor is not a mood but a way of looking at the world. So if...

Humor is just another defense against the universe. ...

Humor is reason gone mad. ...

I've always chosen my band members based on their sense of h...

I mean, yeah, I'm sure that Python and the other things have...

Humor has a way of bringing people together.  It unit...

Since the goal of my programs is to show audiences how humor...

People ask me what the most important thing to take on the r...

We wanted the humor to happen as a result of the zombies, yo...

Humor is a reminder that no matter how high the throne one s...

If one tends to be a humorous person and you have a sense of...

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing.  The minu...

I think at its best the American sense of humor is the same ...

Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain ...

My dad's sense of humor was direct and sometimes surreal - h...

Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sen...

Humor was not important only for me, humor was important for...

If you can understand the humor in the drawing part you'll p...

The comics that are just conversing with you up there and dr...

It has always surprised me how little attention philosophers...

'Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; fo...

Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You...