Quotes Will Rogers

"Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat...

"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report ...

"Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if ...

"I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a De...

"I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage."...

"Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money t...

"What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner m...

"On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we a...

"Live so that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family par...

"The more you read about politics, you got to admit that eac...

"The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips ab...

"Nothing you can't spell will ever work."...

"When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person...