Quotes Will Rogers

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in s...

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been...

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now wha...

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't h...

This country has come to feel the same when Congress i...

I was just thinking, if it is really religion with the...

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.&...

People that pay for things never complain.  It's ...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off e...

I represent what is left of a vanishing race, an...

Another way to solve the traffic problems of this coun...

Things ain't what they used to be and probably never w...

Women are not the weak, frail little flowers that they...

Another way to solve the traffic problems of this coun...

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects....

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influen...

I love a dog.  He does nothing for political reas...

I never expected to see the day when girls would get s...

Does college pay?  They do if you are a good open...

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in thes...

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in...

"Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're payi...

"Why not go out on a limb? That's where the fruit is."...

"If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get u...

"If we have Senators and Congressmen there that can't protec...