Quotes Will Rogers

You can't say that civilization don't advance; for in every ...

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's wher...

I never expected to see the day when girls would get s...

I was just thinking, if it is really religion with the...

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the cree...

The income tax has made more liars out of the American...

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often th...

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to some...

Every time a woman leaves off something she looks bett...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improvi...

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over...

Does college pay?  They do if you are a good open...

People that pay for things never complain.  It's ...

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails an...

If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought...

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us ...

I represent what is left of a vanishing race, and that...

We don't give our criminals much punishment, but we su...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not le...

I have always claimed Americans didn't want a drink as...

You know horses are smarter than people.  You nev...

The trip across Arizona is just one oasis after another....

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you ...

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make...

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to se...