Quotes Will Rogers

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't ...

The United States never lost a war or won a conference....

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing fo...

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading...

There is no more independence in politics than there is in j...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get hi...

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open se...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole...

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's ...

Things ain't what they used to be and never were....

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid...

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in s...

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to...

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the c...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize...

We will never have true civilization until we have learned t...

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner mi...

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds....

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has ear...

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it ra...

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, an...

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting a...

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due....

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war the...