Quotes Will Rogers

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators....

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyer...

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing....

People's minds are changed through observation and not throu...

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of mone...

Politics is applesauce....

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all....

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too...

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parr...

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat ...

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the ...

The best way out of a difficulty is through it....

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the De...

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a f...

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popu...

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than gol...

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-preside...

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a liv...

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit ...

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you...

The movies are the only business where you can go out front ...

The only difference between death and taxes is that death do...

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about...

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing...

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was....