Quotes Will Rogers

If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Ev...

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable....

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politic...

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the cree...

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know wh...

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to wr...

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enoug...

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learnin...

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what...

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for...

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole governm...

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that coun...

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they ...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving the...

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n putti...

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speec...

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell you...

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer....

Money and women are the most sought after and the least know...

Never let yesterday use up too much of today....

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other na...

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one...

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we ar...

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials....

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while ...