Quotes Will Rogers

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock ...

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today....

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if y...

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if yo...

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run ov...

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects....

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians se...

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone el...

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody e...

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry ...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with t...

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a D...

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for ca...

I don't know jokes; I just watch the government and report t...

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report t...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everyth...

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is a...

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburn...

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town w...

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Dem...

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I st...

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving t...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the numbe...

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dum...