Quotes Will Rogers

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missi...

A fool and his money are soon elected....

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice th...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other...

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth....

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it ...

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money t...

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, a...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an ...

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for g...

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a nov...

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else...

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have jus...

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegeta...

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's go...

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. ...

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're payin...

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth...

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff....

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction....

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explana...

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democr...

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can f...

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldier...

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious....