Quotes Victor Borge

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't....

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations an...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflat...

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other...

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and...

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laug...

Laughter is the closest distance between two people....

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and...

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a ye...

Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year....

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola ...

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves ...

Santa Claus has the right idea:  Visit people onc...

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.&...

"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."...