Quotes Tom Lehrer

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no t...

Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?...

Bad weather always looks worse through a window....

Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when t...

Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you d...

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very ...

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow ma...

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut...

If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do ...

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a ...

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had...

It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he ha...

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how ...

Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on wh...

On my income tax 1040 it says "Check this box if you are bli...

The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical concl...

Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to ...

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than s...

"I've occasionally heard that I was kicked out of Harvard fo...