Quotes Terry Prachett

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Set a ma...

Dickens, as you know, never got round to starting his home p...

'Educational' refers to the process, not the object. Althoug...

Eight years involved with the nuclear industry have taught m...

Freedom without limits is just a word....

Go on, prove me wrong. Destroy the fabric of the universe. S...

I didn't go to university. Didn't even finish A-levels. But ...

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro....

I mean, I wouldn't pay more than a couple of quid to see me,...

I reckon that Stonehege was build by the contemporary equiva...

I think I would like to go into modelling. Of course, I don'...

I think perhaps the most important problem is that we are tr...

I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside...

If it wasn't for the fun and money, I really don't know why ...

Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female ...

My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the h...

Never trust any complicated cocktail that remainds perfectly...

Opera happens because a large number of things amazingly fai...

Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating...

Personally, I think the best motto for an educational establ...

This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming ...

You can't remember the plot of the Dr Who movie because it d...