Quotes Stephen Leacock

A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as ...

A sportsman is a man who every now and then, simply has to g...

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting hum...

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the...

Advertising: the science of arresting the human intelligence...

Astronomy teaches the correct use of the sun and the planets...

Each section of the British Isles has its own way of laughin...

Electricity is of two kinds, positive and negative. The diff...

Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the vi...

He flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse...

I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work ...

I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I sha...

If every day in the life of a school could be the last day b...

In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall ...

It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fis...

It may be those who do most, dream most....

It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. Th...

It's a lie, but Heaven will forgive you for it....

It's called political economy because it is has nothing to d...

Life, we learn too late, is in the living, the tissue of eve...

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marryi...

Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree ...

Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we fi...

On the same bill and on the same side of it there should not...

Personally, I would sooner have written Alice in Wonderland ...