Quotes Scott Adams

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or ca...

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enoug...

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is kno...

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems h...

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived...

I get mail; therefore I am....

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucina...

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard....

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of question...

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix ...

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was...

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of gues...

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams....

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a...

Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix i...

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do i...

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge....

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be d...

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. E...

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue ...

The best things in life are silly....

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he...

The longer you work here, diverse it gets....

The only risk of failure is promotion....

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved t...