Quotes Rupert Holmes

Having in my life been bitten by the jaws of both victory an...

I didn't want much. I wanted much more. In fact, I wanted ev...

I type even faster than I talk. I'm very proud of that. I ty...

I've applied to the humor commission for a license to have h...

I've tried in my career to do most everything, because it al...

In all my years of performing, no audience member has ever a...

The truth is, I initially became a singer-songwriter while s...