A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid...
Quotes Roseanne Barr
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when...
Excuse the mess but we live here....
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. Whe...
I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... tha...
I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, I've do...
I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I'v...
I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is b...
I was completely nuts for most of my life....
It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up ...
My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then...
My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We sig...
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest....
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power....
There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but...
Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time...
Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease...
Men can read maps better than women. 'Cause only...
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you ...
I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ...
It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just b..."I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a wi...
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