Quotes Robin Williams

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousin...

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong....

When in doubt, go for the dick joke....

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'C...

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someon...

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?...

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronn...

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't los...

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!...

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!...

God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough b...

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much ...

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!...

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!...

"Real loss is only possible when you love something more tha...

"She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is wh...

"I'll always perform, because show business is in my blood. ...

"Cocaine is God's way of telling someone that they're too ri...

"Ah, yes, divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip out a...