Quotes Robert Orben

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement spe...

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in....

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have ele...

Do your kids a favor - don't have any....

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released s...

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the r...

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of t...

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Somet...

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my...

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their wa...

If you can laugh together, you can work together....

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United Stat...

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in ...

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time ...

Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings....

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and m...

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and w...

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back pro...

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but w...

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your mids...

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the pr...

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used i...

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away....

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, b...

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'...