Quotes Robert Benchley

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and th...

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn arou...

A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manag...

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. Th...

After an author has been dead for some time, it becomes incr...

An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game...

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work ...

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work...

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work...

Anyone who tries to keep track of what is happening in China...

At fifteen one is first beginning to realize that everything...

Behind every argument is someone's ignorance....

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are al...

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said n...

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such foo...

Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without f...

For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle,...

Great literature must spring from an upheaval in the author'...

I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine....

I have been told by hospital authorities that more copies of...

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many t...

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in ...

If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the univers...

In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon ...

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, an...