Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them....
Quotes Rita Rudner
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid....
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always ...
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose...
The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed t...
The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got ...
They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when ...
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior."...
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - s...
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first...
Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my c...
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women r...
Men forget everything; women remember everything. ...
I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning j...
Have children while your parents are still young enoug...
I love being married. It's so great to find that...
I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning j...
It's so great to find that one special person you want...
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you f...
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women r...
The word aerobics came about when the gym instructors ...
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the ...
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared...
It's so great to find that one special person you want...
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a ...
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