Quotes Ray Romano

I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dres...

I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity tha...

I love standup and I haven't given it up....

I wanted to do something different, but it's a weird transit...

If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that i...

If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that i...

If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant r...

It's hard for me - I'm not very decisive; I'm very insecure....

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and c...

People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott ...

The comics that are just conversing with you up there and dr...

This audience is used to seeing you every day for 8 years, s...

You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposi...