Quotes Peter De Vries

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetricall...

Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse....

Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a twe...

Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked....

Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating ...

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork....

I wanted to be bored to death, as good a way to go as any....

I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of ...

I write when I'm inspired, and I see to it that I'm inspired...

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not ...

Let us hope, that a kind Providence will put a speedy end to...

Life is a zoo in a jungle....

Murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums....

My father hated radio and could not wait for television to b...

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be....

Pain is the question mark turned like a fishhook in the huma...

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they matur...

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a ...

The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museum...

The rich aren't like us, they pay less taxes....

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his pr...

The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, th...

The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination....

The value of marriage is not that adults produce children bu...

There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding th...