Quotes Paul Lynde

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous plac...

A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it c...

An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are...

Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the al...

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household....

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery....

I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just ...

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, ...

I don't understand why people don't remember my name....

I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are t...

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185....

I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bo...

I know I'm ugly when I work. Friends tell me, Boy, you ought...

I laughed all the way through Love Story....

I may find something that looks interesting and then go on t...

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never...

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonge...

I think basically an actor is a salesman....

I used to be in shock when performing. My mother could walk ...

I was obsessed with being rich and famous....

I wish I had the nerve not to tip....

I'm Liberace without a piano....

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frighten...

If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic...

If I'm not working, I don't know what to do....