Quotes Norman Wisdom

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memo...

But no, I've just been very lucky. But I've worked hard, and...

I do play drums when I'm on tour....

I owe everything to the army....

I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, pia...

I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I use...

I was born in very sorry circumstances....

I was in the band as a boy and was taught music and learned ...

I've an idea for doing a Situation Comedy myself but its alw...

I've been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was...

I've done seven shows at the Palladium - long running shows ...

I've got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I jus...

If anybody hasn't got a sense of humour, a slightly childish...

In fact, one was so booked out we went from March and were t...

Of course I've done musicals here in London....

That would be a gentleman called Billy Marsh, who sadly is n...

There are people who like just ordinary comedy fun, and maki...

Well if I was going to describe my audience, it's going to t...