Quotes Neil Gaiman

A nice, easy place for freedom of speech to be eroded is com...

Also, I've already won all the awards....

American Gods is about 200,000 words long, and I'm sure ther...

And there never was an apple, in Adam's opinion, that wasn't...

As far as I'm concerned, the entire reason for becoming a wr...

Authors know that you should never really write a funny book...

Because, if one is writing novels today, concentrating on th...

Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a batt...

I don't know if proud is the right word, but I am somebody w...

I lost some time once. It's always in the last place you loo...

I loved writing a book in which, in some ways, it's very, ve...

I started writing when I was about 20, 21 maybe....

I think of myself as a very lazy author....

I wanted to write something that would be a comedy in the se...

I was always so relieved that anyone wants to publish anythi...

I was the kind of kid whose parents would drop him off at th...

I'll agonize over sentences. Mostly because you're trying to...

I'm a fairly undisciplined writer....

I'm not a signer, I'm a writer. Although through years of pr...

I'm one of those writers who tends to be really good at maki...

In many ways, it was much, much harder to get the first book...

Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dog...

It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits...

It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else ...

Life - and I don't suppose I'm the first to make this compar...