Quotes Mike Judge

All the Disney lead male characters always have this kind of...

Beauty and the Beast seemed like it all was really brown. Th...

I almost didn't name Butt-Head 'Butt-Head.' I came real clos...

I didn't think I would make this much money....

I don't return anybody's calls unless it's going to mean ext...

I don't think any movie I would do would be too serious or s...

I like the Road Runner. My dad and I used to watch the Road ...

I like the Stooges. You know what movie I saw that I sort of...

I put the storyboard down and came back to it like two weeks...

I sort of became a Jerry Lewis fan. I liked him when I was a...

I think at the point when they were first starting to talk a...

I think I do too many voices in these shows. I think it's be...

I was a total animal lover when I was a kid, that's one thin...

I went to a Catholic high school and it seemed like every ti...

I've got a huge, gigantic deal. We're talking about huge dea...

I've seen a lot of pairs of guys that have been hanging out ...

In order to have a plot, you have to have a conflict, someth...

It seems like there's a lot of people who just do not unders...

It was really weird, when this thing started, to hear lawyer...

It's amazing what we can get away with and what we can't. Bu...

Let's pass a law saying you can't do satire about any type o...

One thing I always heard from the begining when I talked abo...

One thing I was thinking about is that they probably get the...

People say that the Beavis voice doesn't sound like me or so...

She defaced my fly. And I've never been the same since....