Quotes Michael Caine

A lot of my best parts I've been the second choice for, so y...

Alfie was the first time I was above the title; the first ti...

Anyone can write. But comedy, you've got to do some writing....

At 69, I got the girl! And it wasn't a 68-year-old girl, eit...

Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling lik...

Comedy is underrepresented in every actor's life, because it...

English is clipped in speech. Texas is exactly the opposite....

For all my education, accomplishments, and so called 'wisdom...

Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons....

I did everything. I ran my life exactly as I wanted to, all ...

I felt a tremendous sadness for men who can't deal with a wo...

I prefer to remake flops. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels was a rema...

I read books like mad, but I am careful to to let anything I...

I see myself as 38, but you don't notice it....

I started with the firm conviction that when I came to the e...

I wouldn't make an anti-American film. I'm one of the most p...

I'll always be there because I'm a skilled professional acto...

I'm a sort of boy next door. If that boy has a good scriptwr...

I'm every bourgeois nightmare - a Cockney with intelligence ...

I'm the audience's representative on earth....

If you think you're going to be up for an Oscar, you schedul...

If you're a movie actor, you're on your own - you cannot con...

January is the garbage can of movies in America, directly af...

My own mentality is that I've retired. They send me these sc...

Obsession is a young man's game, and my only excuse is that ...