Quotes Mel Brooks

Anybody can direct, but there are only eleven good writers....

Anybody can direct. There are only 11 good writers....

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be...

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be sai...

Every human being has hundreds of separate people living und...

Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love....

He who hesitates is poor....

Humor is just another defense against the universe....

I don't believe in this business of being behind, better to ...

I only direct in self-defense....

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets....

If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to thei...

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I...

If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy a...

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you...

Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that i...

Rhetoric does not get you anywhere, because Hitler and Musso...

These men both publicly and privately have done so much for ...

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall int...

We rest our case on the production numbers....

We want to get people laughing; we don't want to offend anyb...

You're always a little disappointing in person because you c...

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're go...

Humor is just another defense against the universe.
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