Quotes Mark Twain

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it hap...

When in doubt tell the truth....

When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet i...

When red-haired people are above a certain social grade thei...

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and...

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain...

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look...

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it i...

Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral...

Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after...

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union...

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself....

Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play cons...

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided....

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been....

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out o...

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living.
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When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignoran...

Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - eith...

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer s...

I shall never use profanity except in discussing house...

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is the ...

It's spring fever.  That is what the name of it i...

In the spring I have counted one hundred and thirty-si...

Lord save us all from... a hope tree that has lost the...