Quotes Mark Twain

There are times when one would like to hang the whole human ...

There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakab...

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Cong...

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist....

Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by ...

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning ...

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning ...

To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is no...

To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more ...

To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confi...

Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong wit...

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is...

Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize i...

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief den...

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody....

We Americans... bear the ark of liberties of the world....

We are all alike, on the inside....

We have the best government that money can buy....

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he kne...

What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and h...

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax colle...

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce....

What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? T...

When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against...

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear....