Quotes Mark Twain

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while...

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction ...

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of ...

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the bli...

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the gr...

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker ...

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each...

Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secon...

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at...

Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty ...

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or free...

Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government whe...

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God...

Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to....

Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tire...

Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all...

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of ...

Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins....

My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are win...

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think s...

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident....

Necessity is the mother of taking chances....

Never put off till to-morrow what you can do day after to-mo...

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after to...

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a ...