Quotes Mark Twain

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as mu...

I never let schooling interfere with my education....

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I ...

I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased ...

I've never let my school interfere with my education....

Ideally a book would have no order to it, and the reader wou...

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man b...

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot le...

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything....

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. ...

In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather...

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand th...

It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It'...

It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there i...

It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to hav...

It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to hav...

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think ...

It is better to take what does not belong to you than to let...

It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have tho...

It is curious that physical courage should be so common in t...

It is easier to stay out than get out....

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an ani...

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is a diffe...

It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good ...

It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been mor...