Quotes Mark Twain

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the he...

George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest a...

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you pleas...

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know ...

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company....

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School...

Golf is a good walk spoiled....

Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ou...

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is th...

Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of ...

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of ...

He is now rising from affluence to poverty....

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it....

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing....

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly...

I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but mo...

I can live for two months on a good compliment....

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying...

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one...

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you se...

I have been complimented many times and they always embarras...

I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at ...

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education....

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting....

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping....