Quotes Mark Twain

"Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it c...

"Suppose you were an idiot...and suppose you were a member o...

"Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual int...

"It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good im...

"George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest ...

"I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell -- you ...

"Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to."...

"Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you li...

"Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain...

"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything....

"There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each an...

"Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often."...

"The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady an...

"Dance like nobody's watching; love like you've never been h...

"The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something that...

"With ignorance and arrogance, success is assured."...

"I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting...

"There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist."...

"Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of...

"I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee a...

"There are laws to protect the freedom of the press's speech...

"I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to ...

"Your faith is what you believe, not what you know."...

"If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot l...

"I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he ...