Quotes Mark Twain

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had...

Buy land, they're not making it anymore....

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I m...

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education....

Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary ...

'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read....

Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get....

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influen...

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence ...

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt....

Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish...

Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain....

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The worl...

Don't let schooling interfere with your education....

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may ...

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her sc...

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but parti...

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, b...

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned....

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into ...

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor its...

Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable....

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children....

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a...

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't....