Quotes Mark Twain

"Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable."...

"The conviction of the rich that the poor are happier is no ...

"It is curious that physical courage should be so common in ...

"Duties are not performed for duty's sake, but because their...

"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a mis...

"I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as m...

"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it'...

"It is by the goodness of God that, in this country, we have...

"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."...

"Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody."...

"The reason why truth is so much stranger than fiction is th...

"I can live for two months on a good compliment."...

"Ideally a book would have no order to it, and the reader wo...

"It is noble to be good; it is still nobler to teach others ...

"Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I h...

"Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of ...

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."...

"Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned."...

"Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have ...

"What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrati...

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The wor...

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influe...

"Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of ...

"The reason we hold truth in such respect is because we have...

"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence...