Quotes Mark Twain

"We should be careful to get out of an experience only the w...

"Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growt...

"A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges hims...

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter sayin...

"Each man must for himself alone decide what is right and wh...

"It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand tha...

"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce...

"Etiquette requires us to admire the human race."...

"Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows...

"It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to ha...

"We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is goin...

"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebo...

"Happiness is a Swedish sunset; it is there for all, but mos...

"Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tir...

"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme."...

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."...

"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. S...

"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think...

"Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the h...

"Sacred cows make the best hamburger."...

"I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word on...

"Whoever is happy will make others happy, too."...

"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it ...

"Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand."...

"Life should begin with age and its privileges and accumulat...