Quotes Mark Twain

"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."...

"We have not the reverent feeling for the rainbow that a sav...

"It is easier to stay out than get out."...

"A habit cannot be tossed out the window; it must be coaxed ...

"Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay o...

"I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased...

"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning...

"When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brai...

"When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet ...

"Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them"...

"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you plea...

"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has ha...

"When angry count to four; when very angry, swear."...

"When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could h...

"Of all the animals, man is the only one that lies."...

"Adam was the only man who, when he said a good thing, knew ...

"Familiarity breeds contempt - and children."...

"You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out ...

"To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought t...

"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in whi...

"One of the striking differences between a cat and a lie is ...

"There are several good protections against temptation, but ...

"Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession...

"Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the bl...

"I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but m...