Quotes Mark Twain

"Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead r...

"It is curious - curious that physical courage should be so ...

"Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may ...

"Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play con...

"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be all...

"Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts and...

"Broad, wholesome, charitable views ... can not be acquired ...

"All right, then, I'll go to hell."...

"Buy land, they're not making it anymore"...

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the ...

"Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms ...

"The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it"...

"Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered -- either b...

"It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It...

"The difference between the right word and the almost right ...

"The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that th...

"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonis...

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief de...

"If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be ...

"It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to ha...

"Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else."...

"In the real world, nothing happens at the right place at th...

"One of the proofs of the immortality of the soul is that my...

"Always obey your parents - when they are present."...

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living; the wor...