Quotes Mark Twain

"To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and conf...

"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't w...

"Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often"...

"After all these years I see that I was mistaken about Eve i...

"Man is the only creature who has a nasty mind."...

"The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret ...

"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who ...

"Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today."...

"In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French;...

"There are basically two types of people. People who accompl...

"We have the best government that money can buy."...

"All generalizations are false, including this one."...

"A classic is something that everybody wants to have read an...

"The first of April is the day we remember what we are the o...

"If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything."...

"The man who does not read good books has no advantage over ...

"When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it ha...

"Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is t...

"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absenc...

"What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and ...

"Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very...

"Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonis...

"Do not put off till tomorrow what can be put off till day-a...

"Really great people make you feel that you, too, can become...

"When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear."...