Quotes Mark Twain

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work wh...

God:  The most popular scapegoat for our sins.
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New Year's Day:  Now is the accepted time to make...

Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his l...

New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no par...

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and t...

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is...

There are several good protections against temptation,...

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart...

It is curious that physical courage should be so commo...

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.&#...

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the h...

"The human race has only one really effective weapon and tha...

"The radical of one century is the conservative of the next....

"Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary"...

"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born a...

"Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and you...

"When red-haired people are above a certain social grade the...

"The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become...

"A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which ...

"Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without know...

"Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of o...

"The most interesting information comes from children, for t...

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of...

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear an...