Quotes Mark Twain

I can live for two months on a good compliment. ...

I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had c...

I am pushing sixty.  That is enough exercise for ...

We do not deal much in facts when we are contemplating...

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and t...

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and t...

I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerou...

A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to...

In my age, as in my youth, night brings me many a deep...

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in ...

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and t...

There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it uns...

The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but th...

Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would m...

Yes, Agassiz does recommend authors to eat fish, becau...

Each man must for himself alone decide what is right a...

Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined t...

The time to begin writing an article is when you have ...

The difference between the right word and the almost r...

Love seems the swiftest but it is the slowest of all g...

Man is a Religious Animal.  He is the only Religi...

But who prays for Satan?  Who, in eighteen centur...

Most people are bothered by those passages of Scriptur...

In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convict...

Each man must for himself alone decide what is right a...