Quotes Mark Twain

I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find...

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mind...

Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead. ...

If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill came...

I have no color prejudices nor caste prejudices nor cr...

I have never let my schooling interfere with my educat...

It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a...

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what y...

Age is an issue of mind over matter.  If you don'...

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal on...

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and t...

If we should deal out justice only, in this world, who...

In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances,...

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day a...

Each man must for himself alone decide what is right a...

It is best to read the weather forecast before praying...

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the e...

I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, ...

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. ...

Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die ev...

We could use up two Eternities in learning all that is...

What are the proper proportions of a maxim?  A mi...

Golf is a good walk spoiled. ...

Name the greatest of all inventors.  Accident.
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A classic is something that everybody wants to have re...