Quotes Mark Twain

Let us be thankful for the fools.  But for them t...

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something h...

The finest clothing made is a person's skin, but, of course,...

Clothes make the man.  Naked people have little o...

Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy...

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: ...

Habit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window ...

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering ...

The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something...

Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken f...

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and t...

The true charm of pedestrianism does not lie in the wa...

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist. ...

All say, "How hard it is that we have to die" ...

All say, "How hard it is that we have to die" ...

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. ...

It is discouraging to try to penetrate a mind like you...

Love seems the swiftest but it is the slowest of all g...

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappe...

Baccarat is a game whereby the croupier gathers in mon...

A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to...

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a wo...

Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting c...

Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a...

I have never let my schooling interfere with my educat...