Quotes Mark Twain

A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth i...

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval....

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himse...

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can ...

A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which h...

A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't ...

A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds....

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right...

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often....

Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a ...

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand....

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it d...

All generalizations are false, including this one....

All right, then, I'll go to hell....

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and t...

All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is ...

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish ...

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in whic...

Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary....

Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today....

As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation ...

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misp...

Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul....

Better a broken promise than none at all....

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The ...