Quotes Mark Russell

Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will b...

Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unle...

I believe that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for b...

I can't think of a performer who is better on television tha...

I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny....

I'll keep doing it until I die or the audiences die....

If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent...

If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for lib...

People are not in a good mood when any politician's face app...

Rush has done some top-notch quality work, and we're very, v...

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Satur...

The thing that you're faulted on today is not that you are t...

The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint rac...

We're just moving along as quick as possible....

You know that a given in life in human nature, is that at a ...

You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're...

You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the b...