Quotes Lily Tomlin

Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failu...

For fast-acting relief try slowing down....

Forgiveness means giving up all hope for a better past....

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should h...

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about th...

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to thi...

I personally think we developed language because of our deep...

I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking...

I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should ha...

If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I migh...

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the questio...

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a...

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in t...

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But...

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we shoul...

It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inn...

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain....

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decen...

No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep ...

No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up....

Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs....

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs....

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch....

Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch ...

Remember we're all in this alone....