Quotes Lemony Snicket

Perhaps if we saw what was ahead of us, and glimpsed t...

Oftentimes, when people are miserable, they will want ...

If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put ...

If an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an allig...

An apocryphal story - the word "apocryphal" he...

A passport, as I'm sure you know, is a document that o...

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rar...

The quoting of an aphorism, like the angry barking of ...

Waiting is one of life's hardships. ...

Deciding whether or not to trust a person is like deci...

A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, b...

One's home is like a delicious piece of pie you order ...

One cannot spend forever sitting and sol...

It is one of life's bitterest truths that bedtime so o...

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant, filled w...

A newspaper, as I'm sure you know, is a collection of ...

Unless you have been very, very lucky, you have undoub...

Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a l...

In general, of course, a stranger who tries to get you...