Quotes Laurence J. Peter

A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to...

A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man ...

A man convinced against his will is not convinced....

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he does...

A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the...

Against logic there is no armor like ignorance....

America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but...

America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxa...

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the thi...

An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he woul...

As a matter of fact is an expression that precedes many an e...

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when t...

Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommitt...

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in th...

Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose th...

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them....

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise....

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of...

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at ...

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Fat...

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence....

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively....

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patien...

Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than g...

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering ab...