Quotes Josh Billings

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he...

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than yo...

A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole t...

A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has fe...

About the most originality that any writer can hope to achie...

About the only difference between the poor and the rich, is ...

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training ...

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful ...

As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family...

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess ...

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some...

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get th...

Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius....

Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and ...

Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; conf...

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the a...

Don't ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will ...

Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and ...

Every man has his follies - and often they are the most inte...

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed....

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense....

Genius ain't nothing more than elegant common sense....

Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all...

I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefull...

I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be...